Showing posts with label life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life. Show all posts

Friday, October 27, 2006

free maps

Scott suddenly renewed his love affair with maps, so we tore the map pages out of an old telephone book and he taped them together to make his own atlas. He's spent the last hour happily finding area attractions from the list by looking up their coordinates, and all on his own.






This is the sort of real life, child initiated learning that unschoolers are famous for.

I mean here is my rambunctious barely 6 year old boy completely engaging himself in active learning with no prompting!

Okay I've wasted enough time, I need to get haunting. ~EH
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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Rain















This is part of our backyard, flooded from all this rain!

It is absolutely crazy, it hasn't rained in like 10 months and now it won't stop. The kids are talking about building an ark for our rabbits and hamster!

I swear, I haven't seen rain like this since I left Pennsylvania.

Out here in the desert people go nuts and pull over on the highway when it sprinkles for 5 minutes, so rain like this shuts down the whole town for weeks!

You can read more about it here.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

How could I have forgotten?????

Okay, so I got a bit caught up in the swimsuit business, and completely neglected to mention anything whatsoever about our schooling.

Oops.

Double Oops because there have been some big, really BIG changes this past year. Here is the low-down (Is that the slang? Sorry, I don't have my nerd-hip dictionary handy) on our end of the year happenings...


+++++++UNNECESSARILY LONGWINDED AND NAUSEATING BRAG ALERT ++++++++

(FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THE FOLLOWING)


UGHABUGHA

Chronologically PRE-PRE-K/ ability K


~Is now "Tee" years old! She is still embarrassingly attatched to her "bankie" (nevermind that before I had kids I swore that only neglected, emotionally crippled, non-breastfed kids did backward stuff like that) but thankfully not outside the house.

~Correctly IDs all uppercase and lowercase letters, and has basic sound correspondence accuracy at (estimated, I don't really "test" her) 80%. Oh, and she can write at least ten letters clearly enough to be understood. This one really impressed me, since my other two are small-motor challenged. I lost track on the math and need to schedule a Parent-teacher conference with her primary math teacher, Scote. She counts really well, though, and has one-to-one correspondence down.

~Has the cutest, sweetest speech impediment you ever heard...Hopefully to be completely annihilated upon the commencement of Speech therapy in August. She is my second one. It's really weird since my oldest, Dodo, spoke perfectly and like a well-educated little adult practically out of the womb.

~Favorite Subjects: "Beebee work" (montessori-type stuff), "kinda garren" with her favorite teacher, Scote, and "Hiss-ta-wee", especially the "bwoody violence" of ancient Rome.

~Favorite Book(s): No David! et al.

~When she grows up she wants to be a: Mommy

~Desperately needs: her own room, a new "bankie", a mother who cares more about hair-tidiness

~Is almost, but not quite ready for: reading

~Collects: words.

~Her latest favorite: (to my horror) "boo-tee cack"

SCOTE THE GOAT

chronologically K/ability 2

~Is officially a reader! Hurrah! He's been sight reading since 4, (he is 2 months shy of 6 now) but the handful of phonics lessons, daily guided reading, and addition of Harcourt Family Learning's Reading Skills Grade 1 and reading rods this year has bumped him into to actual reading/decoding. He can now read Curious George books and Dr Suess very well, even those pesky nonsense words (at least as well as any of us can). I am so proud of him! He is the first one of mine I actually had to "teach" to read.

~Still loves the Miquon, and is still too much of a rabid perfectionist to lose gracefully at any math game. Math skills are approaching 2nd grade.

~Favorite Subjects: Anything on the computer, and Science

~Favorite Book(s): Curious George

~Desperately needs: a haircut, to stop chewing on his sleeves in public places, ears that don't swell up bizarrely when any random body part is bitten by a mosquito

~Is almost, but not quite ready for: History (except for sitting in on Dodo's)

~When he grows up he wants to be a/an: inventor, paleontologist, superhero

~Collects: stuffed monkeys, football trophies (3 as of this season), building toys, and scrapes, scratches and bruises

SOSO THE DODO

chronologically 2nd/ability 4th and up

~Finishing up (finally! Man we went way into depth on this one, which was fun but time-consuming) Ancient History

~Has an extraordinary deep passion for: rabbits, mindbenders, challenging math, and (as always) voraciously reading

~Favorite Book(s): World Mythology, Fairy Tales, Poetry, Historical Fiction, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events

~Favorite Subject(s): Latin, no wait...math...no, reading, no, definitely Latin, oh Logic counts? How about Logic. NO! How could I have forgotten History! Yep, definitely History. Or Latin. Or Math. Or Reading. Or Logic.

~Desperately Needs: More stuffed rabbits (not), her own room, neater eating habits (a total GOOP is she), to be continuously challenged, a friend who understands at least half of what she talks about

~Is almost, but not quite ready for: Saxon 7/6, Challenge Math Intermediate, Middle Ages, R&S grammar 4, Mindbenders B1 et al, and more formal Science

~When she grows up she wants to be a/an: mathematician/archeologist/ anthropologist/ Historian/Writer/Linguist/rabbit breeding Mommy

~Collects: stuffed rabbits, ceramic rabbits, live rabbits, state quarters, books, and knowledge at an alarming rate

"My Amish Swimsuit"

I could have sworn there was a post or two about my Springtime-inattention and angst, about a minor crisis of conviction, about reading The Phantom Tollbooth.
I thought I had already written about my desperate and unsucessful quest to find a film version of Five Children and It to rent after we finished the book. And why do I remember a a long,tear drenched post about my socialization-infatuation and subsequent activity mania of overscheduling the Spring? About all the evenings sacrificed (needlessly) on the altar of YMCA activities?

Could all those potential blogs really have passed me by?

I'd feel guilty if all my dear, devoted readers weren't non-existent and non-interested to boot.

Well, at any rate, summer is upon us.
Of course, here in the g-forsaken desert it's been in the upper 90's for at least a month regardless of season. We spent 7 hours melting in the sun at Scote's flag football playoffs two weeks ago and I swear my feet are still sunburnt around the distinctive triangular shape of my sandals.
A cactus could wither and die in that heat. And that was still Spring...Still mild, if you will.

Summer around here means no more Park Days unless you want 3rd degree burns from the plastic play equipment, no more field trips that are not air-conditioned, no more picnics outside before 6pm unless you are next to a large (man-made, as they are all around here) body of water, no more "Go outside and jump on the trampoline so I can get this done" breaks.

Sad.

It also means mornings at the Y outdoor pool, which the kids unabashedly love and I unabashedly loathe.

It's not the pool I hate (who could hate a pool in these temperatures?) but I am not so fond of exhibiting myself half-nude in the glaring, unforgiving morning light to all and sundry. Who can lounge comfortably with peach-fuzzed arm danglies swinging free and soft, burning pink in the sun? Fleshy lumps oozing from elastic waistbands when you bend over to pick up a small child, or towel?

I can't. At. All.

So I try to cover up the best I can without looking like a middle-eastern refugee or some pseudo- Amish religious modesty-nut.
I wear a tankini top that covers my whole belly, boy short bottoms two sizes too big so they don't dent my hips, covered with a sheer black swim tank that covers the tops of my chest that always want to pop out while swimming, and then a white swim dress overtop. If there are a lot of people around I swim in the dress.
If I could find a long-sleeved swim dress I'd wear it. I've considered wearing surf-gear but it would attract too much attention, since there is no surf at the wading pool.
I think this compulsive covering-up seems bizarre to most people, since to be honest my figure is not too bad, at least when it is covered up, and I see much, much worse flopping blissfully unaware all around me. I fluctuate, but have never surpassed a size 5P, but I am ultra-short so this isn't as tiny as it seems. Besides not being obese, I seem young enough to care about fashion and/or sex appeal.
I don't.
Never have.
I am also roughly ten years older than people take me to be. I still get carded for lottery tickets, okay? Last season's football coach thought Scote was my brother. But I am an unabashed Geek. Capital G. Sex appeal would be anathema to me!

I would be quite comfortable wearing one of those old-fashioned frilly-knicker-thingy swimsuits from the turn of the century. With some sort of oversized/floppy headgear to shade my entire face, and I'd still be happy to make use of one of those clever "bathing machines".
How could anyone think that dressing that way is oppressive?
It would be liberating for me. Isn't it more devaluing to parade around showing every one of your cellulite dimples, stretch marks, and with every single errant stubbly hair on the back of your thighs bristling for the amusement of random passersby? Fearing that at any moment a key part of your anatomy will free itself for their further amused scrutiny, and most likely one you used for a total of three years of breastfeeding (3 separate times...I am not quite that weird yet), and so as a result said appendages are tough as leather and impervious to the elements? So that, concievably, you could saunter around unaware of said unvelied, dangling, and unattractive appendage?

It is truly a frightening place for a woman, the public pool.

This post may be unintentionally coming across like I have a self-esteem issue.
Like I am one of those whiney "just-a-salad-for-me" or "if-only-I-could-lose-these-5-pounds" tiresome ladies, but really I'm not. I could look like a model and I'd still be more comfortable out of the scrutiny. I like my privacy. I like my private parts...well....private. I like not having to care about how I look to other people. Part of my introverted Nerdy-ness, I suppose.

Ah, the sacrifices we make for our children.
Sigh.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Narcissus, the dwarf

Dwarf rabbit, that is.

My (not so) little Dodo turned 8 today, and chose as her present a tiny black dwarf rabbit. I suggested we name him after one of Snow White's dwarfs, but Dodo said this was "lame".

She named him Narcissus because she said that when he was hopping around her room for the first time he hopped over to the mirror and tried to sniff it. She said this means "he fell in love with his reflection and wanted to make babies".

Let's hope not.

We had quite enough of that hanky-panky before Rosey got married to Evil Veela, had babies, tried to have more babies immidiately after their birth, and promptly got fixed.

Before all that, Rosey "fell in love" and tried to "make babies" with my calf, my shoulder, and Ugha's stuffed giraffe.

The poor deluded thing. I can understand he couldn't possibly avoid falling in love with me. but didn't he realize I only mate with men who do not eat their own feces?

Or at least I try to, anyhow.

~EH

Friday, February 10, 2006

Odysseus, the hamster

We have many pets.

Two nearly-invincible northern leopard frogs survived their metamorphosis and spend their days hiding under plastic rocks wondering why we forget to feed them for weeks on end. They are extremely boring, and if we hadn't grown them from tadpoles, and if we didn't live in the desert we would probably liberate them and use their tank for something more interesting. Like moss.

We also have a 29 gallon freshwater tank full of the meanest, orneriest, breedingest convict cichlids you'd ever want to meet. They have so many babies so frequently (and then eat them) that we have no idea how many there are in there. They range in size from nearly 5 inch Sharky, who is the patriarch, to baby Poo-Poo bandit at the size of Ughabugha's baby toenail. In between we have Tuna, Playdough and Aris-toddle, and Fifi who has adopted highfalutin French manners since she is the only pink fish since the unfortunate fin-ripping incident of '05 that took the life of her mother, Pinky. Then there are the as-yet unnamed masses. These are not so pretty as some aquarium fish, but by heck they are interesting.


And please don't forget Rosey. Sweet, gentle, lonely Rosey Rabbit, who this time last year had a wife (Yep, Rosey is a boy. The particulars of baby rabbit reproductive anatomy were subtle for a 5 year old Dodo) and cage full of baby bunnies with him. Then we get him fixed, sell the babies, and two weeks later Evil Veela (the bunny wife) goes to rabbit Nirvana.

So he's alone now. We only had Veela a few months, and she hated us, but still it hurts. I mean, that rabbit would growl at us like a dog. We've had our Rosey for years and he put up with all sorts of "lets-put-Rosey-in-a-bonnet-and-push-him-in-the-doll-stroller" antics. She bit us when we tried to pet her, she scratched me when I fed her, she even fought with gentle Rosey. In short, she was a terrible pet, but she was the first pet I ever killed. We think her heart broke when we sold the babies and she stopped eating.It was so sad. I haven't the heart to get another rabbit just now, but eventually we will.

Okay, so we have plenty of animals just now, so whatever possessed me to buy a hamster? Dunno. It was a whim out of nowhere one day.

Scote says, " Can I have some sandwhich cheese?" And I'm like, "How about a hamster?"

I suggested we name him Archimedes or Einstein. Scote looks at me as if I am the most retarded person in the world. He does this weird thing where he squinches up his lip, and cocks one eyebrow. "He's not even that smart, mom." he says, " He's a hamster."

Oh yeah. Gotcha.

Dodo suggested Odysseus. "Or Ulysses. they mean the same thing." She says.

"Is he the one with the cyclops that bashes heads on the rocks?" Scote asks.

"Yep."

Odysseus, the hamster welcome to the Eccentric Zoo.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

No Day-wid!

My Ugha has officially fallen in love with her first book! She has always enjoyed her board books, will sit still for repeated tellings of short, simple classics like Brown Bear, Brown Bear or The Very Hungry Caterpillar, but this time it's for real. This time the battered paperback book is sleeping next to her each night in her toddler bed right next to her bedraggled blanket, this time she gathers her baby dollies around her to listen as she "Weedz it ow-loud" from memory and cackles gleefully while describing the illustrations.

The lucky book? No, David by David Shannon.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Grammar Time

I sat my Dodo down at the table, handed her a pencil, eraser, R&S 3 opened to her assignment, and a fresh sheet of paper.

"Grammar? Yuk." She says.

"Just do it."

"But Mom, this has no point!"

So I spend a good five minutes expounding on the benefits and necessity of a solid grounding in grammar, while she rolls her eyes.

She groans, sets her head on the table, and holds up her hand.

"The pencil, Mom," she says, shaking it in the air. "The Pencil has no point, see??!"

Oh yeah, I knew that.

-EH

Sunday, September 04, 2005

An actual note from my Dodo

After being told several times to settle down and get to bed, as well as threats about a certain lack of hot chocolate tommorrow morning if she failed to comply I recieved this hastily-scratched note...

Dear Mommy,
To me Sunday nihgt is the hardest to sleep because I get to excited.
Love,
Dodo

Note: the only thing *special* we do on Mondays is a full day of school. Wednesday is library, Thursday swimming, but Mondays we work all day. She can't sleep because she can't wait for Ancient History, Latin, Grammar, Math, and Spelling. Think I am pushing my child, turning her off with developmentally innapropriate materials and drill so I can live vicariously through her? HAH! Proved those guys wrong, nah-nah-na-nah-nah!

Friday, July 29, 2005

Typical Day-Summer

Ok, here is a typical summer-school day, we do library visits every Weds afternoon, swimming at the Y on Thurs and when it is not 110 degrees we go to the park on Friday. The traditional school year is a little more pre-planned but similar, except Scote has football on Saturday. Also, my husband is perpetually on one deployment or another (this year Iraq, next year Afghanistan) We don't see him much but when we do we usually stop everything but reading when he is home, which is only a few weeks to a month, thats why we do summer-school.


9:00 am Kids start waking up and usually check on their ongoing science observations and pets first thing. (Right now those consist of 2 newly metamorphed leopard frogs, a firebelly toad who may or may not eat them, newly hatched baby fish (fry) in the big tank with their parents, our rabbit, Rosey, and their seedlings (mostly different kinds of beans). I usually supervise this from the couch and if something exciting has happened I tell them to write it in their journals and make a diagram.) while I guzzle caffeine until someone screams that one of the frogs got eaten so I get up and find him behind the filter or under a rock.

9:15 I change Ugha's pull-up, do the potty talk, and bug other kids to dress. Dodo comes out in Scote's Quidditch Shirt and a tutu, Scote naked with a pair of spiderman undies on his head. They giggle insanely. Scote streaks through the house screaming "I'm Freeeeee." I tell Dodo to start reading and I manually rearrange Scote and tell him to get a book. Dodo reads about three to ten picture books a day out of choice (think Caldecott, not easy reader), day and evening, plus at least chapter or two from a chapter book ( Classics, my favorites from when I was a girl, and new favorites like Harry Potter or A Series of Unfortunate Events.)
I ask Ugha what she wants to do, she says, "No Ugha, Poffer Dutdoo." Professor Dutdoo is what she calls herself when she plays at the rice table ( a rubbermaid container with a hinged lid, like for sweaters under the bed, on a low table with dry rice and measuring stuff, spoons etc), and Saint Legume of the Beans help anyone who doesn't refer to her as Professor Dutdoo when she is there. (Shiver) I set her up over there and check the others. Ugha immediately starts mumbling to herself about teletubbies and cheese. Others are reading on the couch.

9:30 I make eggs, Scote gets up from reading and bugs to make toast. I give in.

9:45 We eat. Scote takes his eggs over to sit in front of the frog tank, Professor Dutdoo eats two bites and goes back to work. I eat in front of the computer, checking email or playing literati.

10:00 Dodo asks to take a test on her book online at Reading Adventure (its like accelerated reader, but free). The tests aren't always well written, and at least once she has gotten points off for the correct answer, but when she gets enough points she will get free 6 month subscription of Highlights Magazine, so we grin and bear it.
I sit and listen to Scote read from the Dick and Jane Treasury.

10:15 Scote and I play reading legos (see earlier post), Professor Dutdoo is still enthralled at the rice table, making a "burrbay cake". Dodo finsihes her test, and goes off to find another book.

10:30 I tell Scote to do "projects" (child directed learning: he picks from the stuff on our shelves, or plays tinkertoys or trains in his room) and Dodo and I do math. I do a short lesson about whatever it is we are learning ( we are using Mastering Mathematics program because it is a complete curriculum for math from 1st to 8th, and is set up very nicely for acceleration and compacting. After we finish (at this rate about two years) I plan to try her in Saxon one year just to be sure she's got it, before we start Algebra. ) and she does the work, we check it together. She is a natural at math, so she tends to enjoy it. I remember loathing learning the times tables but she couldn't wait! We are also going through Dandylion's Primarily Math (problem solving unit). Some days we do math games like multiplication checkers or use manipulatives.

11:00 Kids flip flop and I do a lesson with Scote, math is his favorite, but we don't do it everyday, I sometimes do handwriting, phonics or Kindergarten American citizenship during this time.) Ugha has become Ugha again, and I get her involved in something else if she doesn't pick something on her own. Today I give her a small box of clothespins and show her how to open and close them and stick them around the top of the box.

11:30 I make canned chicken soup with fishie crackers and cheddar cheese. Ugha wants Yumsters yogurt and a banana instead. I say, "Soup." She screeches, "No, Woop. Hay Woop!" I tell her she does not hate soup and threaten to put her in her baby cage (crib). She says, "Oh yeah, Woop! No hay woop." in a conversational voice, and toddles to the table.
Dodo does some Rosetta Stone Latin, Logic with the Zoombinis, or Writing Blaster on the computer. Scote plays with wooden blocks for a few minutes, then does handstands while howling, "Look, Mom! Watch Mom! Look at me!!" every second. He is extremely proud of this skill since it is one of few things he can do that Dodo can't. She is spastically uncoordinated and hates sports (like me, unfortunately)

12:00 Kids eat soup, I make myself a ham and swiss on french bread with ice cold pickles.

12:30 I say, "Go outside."
They say, "There are ants! And besides it's HOT!"
"We want to stay with you!!"
"Play a game with us! Teach us Chinese! Explain how the car engine works!"
"Hay ands! Poo-Poo Ands!"
I eye my own stack of library books, shiny dustjackets glinting in a shaft of sunlight. Drastic measures are needed.
"You can fill the baby pool and make mudpies."
"Horray!"
I get a peaceful hour curled up with Nietzsche.

1:30 Kids get hosed off, redressed and sent back to "school" Scote does TOPS Lentil Science (see previous post) and Dodo does cursive from Handwriting without Tears, which she loves. Ugha colors, accidentally rips a page from her Elmo coloring book and wants to "Goo it! Goo Elmo Buh!" I offer tape, she says, "No tay! Hay tay. Ugha goo!" So I let her have a tiny bottle of glue and she spends the next twenty minutes happily covering the entire book and part of the table with it.

1:50 Dodo does Lentils and Scote and Ugha let the rabbit out and chase him around. He loves the attention and shows off by kicking up his legs and playing hide and seek. Dodo abandons the lentils and joins the chase.

2:00 Bun back in cage, Dodo back to lentils. She is comparing volume measurements using inequalities, (<>). She finishes up, cleans up the lentil box and we do another lesson, either History (SOTW 1, kingfisher and Usborne, library books, standard TWTM), grammar from Rod and Staff 3(OK, but very Amishy), or maybe a science experiment or book and discussion. Little ones are supposed to be cleaning the blocks from earlier but instead have gotten out the marble track blocks too and are building marble tracks. I consider forcing them to clean but they are very absorbed so I let it go until later.

2:45 I catch the little ones playing dollhouse, I make them go back and clean the blocks and then I sit Scote in front of Between the Lions (PBS KIDS, reading show) and Ugha back in her cage for a nap. I ask Dodo what she wants to do and she says she wants to write a poem about Scote wearing underwear on his head. We talk about kinds of poetry and I pull out the Poetry book and explain different rhyming schemes, iambic pentameter etc. Her eyes glaze over. She is on the verge of saying nevermind. I back off and just I tell her she has to use nice handwriting and spelling. "Aww man." She says. "You can always do Writing Strands, " I say. She hates it right now, so I don't force it. She does alot of writing on her own for fun, plus some of her own narrations (the rest I type while she dictates). Her writing is very creative and elaborate but on she rushes through with very sloppy writing and careless spelling mistakes, but I don't want to turn her off to writing by pushing too hard. I still have hopes for the WS program, maybe next year, I really like it.

3:10 I try to sneak in another game of literati but Ugha escapes the cage and plops on my lap with a book. "Read me, Mama!" So I go through Usborne's first 1000 Words with her three times, me getting progressively more bored each time, her more interested, repeating whatever I say. I sigh and continue, wishing for kids with normal attention spans.

3:45 I peel Ugha off my lap with promises of bananas. She gets a change.

3:50 Kids eat fruit.

4:00 Scote and Dodo play chess, which erupts into a full scale war when Dodo wins. Goat can't bear to not be perfect at everything. I pry them apart and he becomes reduced to a blubbering mess so I put him in his room, explain that Dodo is almost 3 years older and most 4 year olds can't even play chess at all but he isn't buying it. I take out the Marvelous Mosaics Puzzle Game (by Learning Resources) and he perks up and sits on the floor to play. Dodo has pulled her books from her dollhouse bookshelf (at least 100 picture books and about 50 chapter books) and strewn them across the floor.
"What's happening in here?"
"I want to alphabetize them by title, so I can find them."
I explain about libraries doing it by author but she shrugs and says, "My way is better, sometimes you can't remember the author. Don't you know how hard it is to find a good book there? You have to pull out every one!"
"Ok," I say, "But no way can they can't stay on the floor like this."
"Yeah, Mom. I know that."


4:15 Ugha and Scote are playing marching band with Ugha's drum and Scote's recorder. They are not natural musicians, sorry to say. I chug a few Cokes in the hopes of staving off a migraine.
Dodo shrieks,"Go away! Get out of my room! Stupid books! Arrghhh! This is too hard, why are there so many? Stop buying me so many stupid books!"
"Ok, if you don't like them give them to Scote."
"Arrghhhhhhhhhhh!!! You know I do, Mom!"

4:20 Screeching sounds of frustration.

4:25 "Do you want help?"
"No!"

4:30 More screeching, this time accompanied by heavy breathing and bangs.
"It fell over, I had it almost done and then the stupid stack fell and now I have to START OVER!!! Arghhh.."

4:31 "You don't have to."
"Yes, I do!"

4:32 "You can just put them back and try again another time."
"No I can't. I can't, I can't!"

4:35 Sounds of crying. "Come have a cookie."
"No."
"Want help?"
"No!"

4:45 Dodo finally scraggles out, looking like she went through a war. "It's done." She collapses on the couch, panting. "Remind me never to do that again. Ever. Can I listen to The Wizard of Oz?"

5:00 I start dinner.

6:00 Dinner's finished, Kids can watch movies, but not regular TV unless I say.

7:00 We lay out the library books and vote with secret ballots under the covers. I read the winning books, tonight they picked a biography of Albert Einstein's childhood and Take Me Out Of the Bathtub (funny poems). I read them, then we talk about what's happening with Mrs Frisby, Dodo looks up some words from the night before and writes them down on a worksheet, and I read another chapter.

7-10:00 Scote watches movies, Dodo usually wants to read instead, except on Wednesday when she has new movies from the library). Ugha and Scote fall asleep, but Sonia keeps reading. She never needed much sleep, even as a baby. (Boy was that a pain!)

-EH

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Poo-Poo Bandits

A strange phenomenon is sweeping the Eccentic family.

My youngest Eccentric, Ughabugha, who is barely two but apparantly a natural entertainer, has taken to singing loudly whenever we are in public in her screechy, barely-coherent baby falsetto--

"I a poo-poo bandit, yea. Mama poo-poo bandit, yea. Dada poo-poo bandit, yea."

This is usually accompanied by elder Eccentric children cackling with glee and/or rolling on the floor like bugs high on RAID, blocking up cart traffic and causing me to get the old "can't you control your kids or pull your hair up with something other than a pencil" look, although the innocent little angels deny teaching her the song and insist that she "made it up all by herself".

I much prefer to move anonymously through the aisles of Walmart etc, fooling everyone into thinking that we are all dull-normal and sedately well-behaved, but I can't help but be amused, her screechy little baby voice is just so funny. Now I just need to figure out what a poo-poo bandit is.

~EH